Status: Currently learning HTML and trying to make multiple pages inside one file because I don't know how server routing works yet!
Home Page | About Me Page | Kevin's Blog Page | Hobbies Page | PC Setup Page | Pet Fish Page | Food Rankings Page | Photo Gallery Page | Cool Links Page | Merch Store Page | Discussion Forum Page | Guestbook Page | Secret Page | Contact Page
Hello everyone and welcome to my official website home page! My name is Kevin and I am building this from scratch using pure HTML without any CSS styling because CSS is confusing and keeps breaking my layout.
Here is a welcome marquee message just like websites in the year 1999:
If you want to navigate to other pages, just use the navigation menu at the top of the screen. Each section below represents a totally different page in my mind.
Welcome to the About Me page! My name is Kevin. I am a human being who enjoys staring at computer screens and eating snacks.
Here are some personal details about me:
When I grow up, I want to build video games or websites that don't look like they were made in 1995, but honestly 1995 style has a certain charm to it.
Welcome to my coding blog where I document my daily struggles with technology!
Date: Yesterday
Today I spent three hours trying to figure out why my text wouldn't turn red. Turns out I was writing CSS inside an HTML file without a style tag. Whoops! Live and learn, mostly learn that I have a lot to learn.
Date: Three days ago
Tables are awesome because you can put stuff in rows and columns. People on YouTube say you shouldn't use tables for layout anymore, but tables make total sense to my brain so I am going to keep using them until someone stops me.
Date: Last week
I wrote my very first HTML file today! It only had three lines of code and two of them had typos, but when it loaded in the browser I felt like a hacker in a Hollywood movie. This is the beginning of my journey.
This page is all about what I do when I am not staring at raw HTML code.
People always ask me what kind of high-tech gear powers my epic coding sessions. Here is the official equipment inventory table:
| Hardware Category | Brand and Model | Performance Rating | Notes |
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| Computer Case | Generic Black Metal Box | 5/10 | Has a cool blue LED light that flickers when the hard drive spins |
| Processor | Intel Core i7 Processor | 8/10 | Very fast, keeps my room warm in the winter |
| Keyboard | Ultra Clicky Mechanical Keyboard | 10/10 | Drives my family crazy because it sounds like a machine gun |
| Mouse | RGB Gamer Mouse | 9/10 | Changes colors through the entire rainbow spectrum |
| Monitors | Dual Screen Setup | 8/10 | Left screen for code, right screen for looking up error messages |
| Desk Chair | Racing Style Office Chair | 6/10 | Looks cool like a race car seat, but hurts my back after two hours |
Welcome to the pet section of my website! Meet Bubbles.
Bubbles is a goldfish who lives in a small glass bowl right next to my computer monitor. Whenever my code crashes or throws an error, I turn around and look at Bubbles for moral support.
Fun facts about Bubbles:
Good job Bubbles, you are a great pet.
Fuel is essential for writing code. Here is my official tiered ranking of foods:
| Rank Tier | Food Item | Why It Is Here |
|---|---|---|
| S-Tier (The Best) | Pepperoni Pizza | Can be eaten cold for breakfast while debugging code |
| A-Tier | Cheeseburgers | Juicy, delicious, and easy to hold in one hand |
| B-Tier | Instant Ramen | Cheap, fast, and ready in three minutes |
| C-Tier | Chicken Nuggets | Good with sweet and sour dipping sauce |
| F-Tier (Trash) | Broccoli | Too green, tastes like grass |
Welcome to my photo gallery! Since I haven't learned how to upload or host actual image files yet, I have created text-based placeholders for all my favorite photos.
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[ IMAGE PLACEHOLDER #1 ] Picture of a giant pepperoni pizza with extra cheese |
[ IMAGE PLACEHOLDER #2 ] Picture of my clacky mechanical keyboard glowing in the dark |
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[ IMAGE PLACEHOLDER #3 ] Picture of Bubbles the goldfish swimming in his bowl |
[ IMAGE PLACEHOLDER #4 ] Picture of my computer screen covered in red error messages |
Welcome to my links page! Here are some websites I visit when I should be studying HTML:
Welcome to the official Kevin merch shop! You can't actually buy anything yet because I don't know how to set up a shopping cart or accept credit cards, but look at these cool items you would totally purchase:
| Product Name | Price | Description | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| "I Stayed Up Until 3 AM Trying to Center a Div" T-Shirt | $19.99 | A black cotton t-shirt with bold white text describing every programmer's nightmare. | Out of Stock (Forever) |
| Bubbles the Goldfish Coffee Mug | $14.50 | A ceramic mug featuring a picture of Bubbles staring judgmentally at your coffee. | Coming Soon |
| Ultra-Clicky Keyboard Sticker Pack | $5.00 | Five waterproof stickers that say things like "Syntax Error" and "It works on my machine". | Available (In My Imagination) |
| Kevin's Half-Eaten Pepperoni Pizza Slice | $100.00 | A collectors item left on my desk since Tuesday. Do not eat. | Rare Collectible |
Welcome to the community discussion board! People can post threads and talk about coding, video games, and goldfish care.
| Thread Title | Author | Replies | Views | Last Post |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Help! How do you center a div without crying? | Kevin (Admin) | 42 | 1337 | Today, 3:15 AM |
| Is Bubbles the goldfish sentient? Discuss. | Dave (School Friend) | 5 | 89 | Yesterday, 8:40 PM |
| What is your favorite pepperoni pizza topping combo? | PizzaLover99 | 18 | 240 | 3 days ago |
| Why does my mechanical keyboard wake up the whole house? | Kevin (Admin) | 12 | 150 | Last week |
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Please sign my guestbook and leave a nice message for everyone to see!
| Visitor Name | Date & Time | Visitor Message |
|---|---|---|
| Kevin's Mom | Yesterday, 6:15 PM | Very nice website honey, make sure you eat dinner and go to bed early! Love you! |
| Dave (School Friend) | Today, 12:30 PM | Where is the download link for free video games? This website is super boring lol. |
| Random Internet Stranger | Today, 4:45 PM | Cool site bro keep up the good work! Reminds me of the 90s internet. |
Congratulations, you found the secret page! Not many people scroll down this far because the website is so long.
As a reward for finding the secret page, here is a secret ASCII art cat:
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That cat's name is Pixel. Pixel is Kevin's digital cat assistant.
You cannot actually message me because I haven't learned backend server databases or PHP yet, but please fill out this useless form anyway for fun!
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Built with blood, sweat, iced coffee, and way too many HTML section tags.